Fuckin’ ship yourSick-Ass Startup
IN DAYS, NOT SOME PUSSY-ASS DECADES.
Sick-Ass Startup
NextJS 15 boilerplate that rams your SaaS, AI, or B2B app out the door faster than you can nut to “manual setup sucks,” you degenerate fuck.
Built with crap you already get, you sweaty code slut.
FUCK YOUR EXCUSES
Indie Kit Slaughters Setup Hell
Wanted to crank out apps over the weekend, but billing, auth, and Stripe skull-fucked me ‘til I bled.
- • 4 cocksucking hours on emails—shoot me now
- • 6 ass-bleeding hours on a landing page—fuck this shit
- • 4 goddamn hours wrestling Stripe webhooks
- • 4 soul-crushing hours on SEO tags
- • 4+ hrs dicking with basic auth—kill me
- • 3+ hrs on DNS records—what the fuck
- • 2+ hrs securing API routes—yawn
- • 10+ hrs on billing and quota crap—pure hell
- • ∞ hrs jerking my dick to nada ‘cause I’m lost as fuck
37+ hours of soul-raping agony
No juice left to even dream of coding the damn app
Bootstrap your app like a goddamn savage, LAUNCH LIKE A RABID BEAST, stack mad cash
Login users, snag payments, blast emails faster than you can bust a nut. Build your startup, not some pussy-ass APIs. Indie Kit rams the boilerplate up your ass to ship, QUICKER THAN YOUR SISTER ON A SALE RACK.
Emails That Don’t Blow Chunks
- • Sexy-ass, responsive templates via
react-email—quit drooling, you fuck - • Auto welcome & onboarding sequences—no hand-holding, bitch
- • SES guide—grow a pair and hook it up
- • Resend guide—blast shit lightning-fast
How This Shit Works
3 fucking steps to kick off Indie Kit (5 min, you slow-ass bitch)
1. Clone the Damn Repo
Snag my Github repo and install the fucking dependencies, you pirate.
2. Fuck With the Code
Tweak the shit outta it and test it locally, you nerdy bastard.
3. Slap It on Vercel
Deploy to Vercel and hawk your product like a goddamn pro.
What These Degenerates Are Screaming About
My users fucking LOVE Indie Kit, but NSFW mode’s too raw to show their pussy-ass tweets. Switch to normal mode, you curious fuck.
Save Cash & Quit Fucking Around
More badass features for peanuts. 68% cheaper than those overpriced pussies
Indie Kit
Perfect for building B2C shit that slaps
- NextJS boilerplate that fucks
- SEO & Blog to rank like a beast
- SES/Mailgun/Resend Emails—spam ‘em good
- Stripe/Lemon Squeezy—cash in fast
- Planetscale/NeonDB—DBs that don’t suck
- Background Jobs—work while you sleep
- Google Auth & Magic Link—login, bitches
- Components & UI—pretty as your mom
- Quota Management Hooks—control freaks rejoice
- Super Admin Dashboard—rule your shit
- Waitlist Module—hype it up
- Working Contact Form—hear the whiners
- MDX Blog—write crap, win big
- Pro tips to unfuck your workflow
- Plan Management—keep it tight
- Discord Community—cry with us
- Lifetime Updates—never stale, asshole
Shipfast
Competitor’s limp-dick offering
- NextJS boilerplate—barely alive
- SEO & Blog—meh
- Mailgun emails—snore
- Stripe / Lemon Squeezy—okay, fine
- MongoDB / Supabase—whatever
- Google Oauth & Magic Links—basic bitch
- Components & animations—cute
- What These Losers Forgot:
- Security got fucked once!
- No Shadcn/UI—lame as hell
- No Background Jobs—snooze
- No Quota Management—chaos city
- No Super Admin Dashboard—weak
- No Plan Management—good luck
B2B Indie Kit
For B2B SaaS with team & organization shit that slays
- Team Management—boss ‘em
- Organization Models—own it
- Role-based Access—lock it
- Team Hooks—hook ‘em
- Organization Hooks—flex it
- Multi-tenant Setup—scale it
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Feel the Fucking Difference
Without Indie Kit—Fucked
Start From Fucking Scratch
Weeks bleeding over basic components and email templates—pure torture
Integration Hell
Wrestling auth providers and payment gateways ‘til you wanna die
Manual Task Shitshow
Build your own job scheduler and background crap—good luck, asshole
SEO That’s Dogshit
Miss every SEO trick and drown in the search gutter—pathetic
DB Nightmares
Manual database setups, migrations, and storage—fuck your sanity
Tech Debt Fuckery
Sloppy builds with no structure—hope you love maintenance hell, dipshit
With Indie Kit—Goddamn Glory
Components That Don’t Suck
100s of pre-built, responsive UI pieces and email templates that fuck—powered by shadcn/ui, you lucky bastard
Auth & Cash, No Bullshit
Secure logins and payment processing ready to roll—quit jerking off to integrations
Background Shit That Works
Job queues and scheduled tasks that run like a goddamn dream—no manual crap
SEO That Fucks Google
Built-in sitemaps, structured data, and SEO juice to ram you up the rankings
DB & Storage, Done Right
Pre-set databases with migrations and S3 storage—stop crying over setup
Dev Life That Slaps
Typed-up, documented code with best practices—build smart, you dumb fuck
Save Cash & Quit Fucking Around
More badass features for peanuts. 68% cheaper than those overpriced pussies
Indie Kit
Perfect for building B2C shit that slaps
- NextJS boilerplate that fucks
- SEO & Blog to rank like a beast
- SES/Mailgun/Resend Emails—spam ‘em good
- Stripe/Lemon Squeezy—cash in fast
- Planetscale/NeonDB—DBs that don’t suck
- Background Jobs—work while you sleep
- Google Auth & Magic Link—login, bitches
- Components & UI—pretty as your mom
- Quota Management Hooks—control freaks rejoice
- Super Admin Dashboard—rule your shit
- Waitlist Module—hype it up
- Working Contact Form—hear the whiners
- MDX Blog—write crap, win big
- Pro tips to unfuck your workflow
- Plan Management—keep it tight
- Discord Community—cry with us
- Lifetime Updates—never stale, asshole
Shipfast
Competitor’s limp-dick offering
- NextJS boilerplate—barely alive
- SEO & Blog—meh
- Mailgun emails—snore
- Stripe / Lemon Squeezy—okay, fine
- MongoDB / Supabase—whatever
- Google Oauth & Magic Links—basic bitch
- Components & animations—cute
- What These Losers Forgot:
- Security got fucked once!
- No Shadcn/UI—lame as hell
- No Background Jobs—snooze
- No Quota Management—chaos city
- No Super Admin Dashboard—weak
- No Plan Management—good luck
B2B Indie Kit
For B2B SaaS with team & organization shit that slays
- Team Management—boss ‘em
- Organization Models—own it
- Role-based Access—lock it
- Team Hooks—hook ‘em
- Organization Hooks—flex it
- Multi-tenant Setup—scale it
Shit You’re Too Dumb to Figure Out
Still lost, you clueless fuck? Yell at us for help
Ready to Quit Fucking Around?
Join our crew of badass Indie Hackers already kicking ass with Indie Kit, you slow-ass bitch.
$199 off for the first 100 savages—move it, asshole